Archive for the TV Category

The Hills are Alive, Bitches!

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

hills.jpgThe new season of “The Hills” TV series is back on.  The first episode showed Lauren in Paris.  She was given a beautiful dress by a French designer to wear to a ball where she would be working for a Teen Vogue event.  Bitch ended up leaving her stupid curling iron on by the nylon material, and it left some burn marks.  Can’t she ever do anything right???

And Whitney…how many times in that one episode did she say “I’m so excited!!!”  

As annoying as these characters are, and as ”staged” as any reality show can get, I still love it to see the fashion and the dramaz!

I’m Just Sayin’

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Has anyone seen Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network?  Her real name is Ina Garten, but her show name is called Barefoot Contessa.  Anyway, it seems that she is always making some elaborate meal to share with her friends that are coming over for dinner or to play cards.  ALL of them are male and ALL of them are undoubtedly gay.  Why is that?  Is it b/c she is so fat that she seems to love the attention from gay men, or that she feels more accepted?  I don’t get it. 

Ina is a married woman, but her husband always seems to do stuff without her.  It’s like they live separate lives.  He goes and does his thing, and she goes to meet with her gay male friends.  I have no predjudice or anything against gay people, just an observation about the show!

Life in the Fab Lane

Monday, September 24th, 2007

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Has anyone watched the TV show “Life in the Fab Lane” with Kimora Lee Simmons on the Style Network?  She is so fierce!  I love her sense of humor, and she represents everything in a beautiful, strong, smart, fun, stylish, and successful role model.  This bad b!*$h even has her own barbie doll!  I love that she is self sufficient.  Aside from being rap mogul Russell Simmon’s ex-wife, Kimora makes a name for herself as a former super model.  She began modeling at the age of 13 for none other than the fabulous Chanel line!  She is currently CEO of Baby Phat clothing line, which is the trendiest clothing line that caters to females in the hip hop culture. 

I have to admit, being Korean myself, I love that she is biracial.  Kimora is half African American, one quarter Korean, and one quarter Japanese.  She is a walking Benetton ad!  She definitely has a unique look about her.  Growing up in the midwest, she got teased a lot for her appearance and her growth spurt.  Look who’s laughing now?!  I’d love it if I were her and went to my high school reunion and told everyone that teased me to kiss my multi-cultural @$$!!!  Some people tell her she looks like a tranny, in some cases I have to agree.  She stands at 6 feet tall, and just has striking features.  Even more beautiful are her two daughters, Ming Lee Simmons and Aoki Lee Simmons.  They are so adorable!  They even model some of Baby Phat’s clothes on the runway.  You can see them on the TV show too…they are such divas.  Their mom doesn’t spoil them too much.  They do get disciplined, but they are not deprived in any way.  Their mom teaches them the importance of fabulosity at a very early age. 

If you have not already checked out the show, you must.  Kimora is hysterical.  She says the things we are all thinking but some of us are not bold enough to say.  It’s entertaining to see how tough she is with her associates, and what a mean and stern boss she is.  She makes ridiculous requests like telling a top notch realtor to find her a home in Beverly Hills with 7 bedrooms and a tennis court in three days!  She has a strict “three strikes and you’re out” policy.

It is great to see a women such as Kimora Lee Simmons really dominate the screen! 

Shows

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

th_weeds.jpgth_entourage.jpgcalifornication.jpgthehills.jpgHere are my current top favs on the tube in this particular order:  Californication, Entourage, The Hills, Weeds.  I can’t live without Showtime!

Californication is a new series that started.  David Duchovny plays Hank. a writer living in LA.  He is a male slut that gets some even when he doesn’t try, or maybe it’s the fact that these women are mesmerized by the fact that he is a famous writer, who has produced such novel hits.  He usually could care less about his dishoveled appearance, yet his cocky attitude still has the ladies crawling right into his bed.  He is still in love with Karen, who is the mother of their child.  Becca is his one and only daughter that he adores more than anything.  He shows a very soft and loving side towards Becca, and tries to be a stern yet cool dad to her while she goes through her teen angst years.  Every episode shows Hank bagging a new lady and punching out some guy.  It is so entertaining!

Entourage is the ultimate guys comedy show that follows the life of Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier), who is a young, famous and very rich actor living it up in Hollywood.  His entourage includes his manager Eric, his half-brother Drama, and friend Turtle.  These guys usually only have one thing on their mind, which is part of the female anatomy.  This show focuses on the superficiality of today’s lifestyle in general, particularly Hollywood, and the ups and downs of finding success and love in the showbiz world.  I almost forgot the best character:  Ari, played by Jeremy Pivens.  Ari plays Vince’s former agent that is still trying to lure him in as his client.  He truly makes the show!  This show portrays the cut-throat reality of life in the fast lane.  Happiness can be bought, and lives are manipulated. 

The Hills:  either you love it or hate it!  This is the third season of this MTV Reality show that follows the life of a former Laguna Beach star (Lauren Conrad).  She is a fashionable young girl in her 20-something’s that now lives in LA, works at Teen Vogue, and goes to fashion school.  The show features the circle of friends that she runs with:  Heidi (her former BFF who is now engaged to Spencer-who is public enemy #1..though they have major beef and don’t speak anymore, they often run into each other at bars or night clubs and share some mutual friends *awkward!*), Audrina (Lauren’s current roommate and the dumbest brunette I’ve ever seen or heard.  Her teeth are bigger than the TV screen itself and she has yet to say anything other than “I don’t know”), Brody (as in Brody Jenner who is famous because his parents are rich.  He is a real life male slut, but he knows how to party and doesn’t give a $#!t what anyone thinks).  I like the pretenious drama that goes on, such as the 5 minute hookups and the 1 second breakups.  I also like to see which clubs they hit and what fashion trends they sport with mommy and daddy’s $. 

Weeds is a comical series that spotlights Mary Louise Parker (who plays Nancy Botwin).  She is an untraditional mom that lives in a desirable neighborhood of Agrestic.  With her husband’s death, she has to make ends meet to support her two growing boys, so she turns to selling weed!  The irony is that she is not much of a smoker herself, but the people in her stiff white collared neighborhood need some kind of release, so she provides.  It shows her briefly dating a man (Peter) after her husband’s death, just to find out that he is a DEA agent.  During this time, Peter falls hard for Nancy.  As much as she tries to hide her weed business and end the relationship with Peter, he knew all along who she was and what she was doing.  They eventually marry so that she can continue her “business” and he can protect her.  Nancy has some f#@*ed up neighbors with disfunctional families and scary drug dealer thugs that bring a lot of spunk to this show.  Kevin Nealon (Doug) is Nancy’s financial advisor and neighbor, who is also a city councilman.  Doug is probably Nancy’s biggest client.  He is always acting inappropriately, sleeping with women in his neighborhood, eating some munchies, and making a fool of himself.  It’s not quite wholesome family entertainment, but it’s definitely entertaining.


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